I thought I'd do a little comparative study of two types of 'Problems' and their respective 'Treatments'. I prefer One to the other. Guess which one and Win A Prize!
Diagnoses X By Orthopedist:
Great Muscular Pain and Possible Shifting of Disc in Back.
Diagnoses Y By Astrologer:
Negative Thinking, Bad Health Stuff and Being A Pain To My Mom By The Astrologer.
Treatment X : Bed Rest.
Treatment Y : A Little 'Moti' Round My Neck
Recovery Time for Treatment X : 1-2 Weeks and then Another Week of not exercising.
Recovery Time for Treatment Y : Effects will be seen in two to three Days.
Tests Involved for X : MRI, EKG and one more thing that involved me getting Shocked.
Tests Involved for Y : Some 'Kundli' and Star-chart Analysis.
Total Cost Of X : Rs.35,000 (Thank GOD For Medical Insurance!)
Total Cost Of Y : Rs.0 (But it seems that I'll have to give the astrologer a % of the money I make when I grow up. Which, as it seems, there will be a lot of.)
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